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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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prison

school ls prison for kids
by zoomed glasess June 6, 2019
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Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.
She locked me in her dwarf prison.
by Monkian79 August 5, 2023
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Prison Bidet

When an incarcerated individual urinates on a fellow inmate's booty hole.
There was no toilet paper left in Billy's cell, so his cellmate, Johnny, gave him a prison bidet.
by Grumkin December 14, 2025
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Prison Panties

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012
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prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
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