HGTV, DIY and other networks which show beautiful houses and interior design. Known as "house porn" because many women indeed find big, beautifully decorated homes sexier than oiled up men.
Hey, I've gotta get home, the HGTV dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house porn!
by Waning13Moon February 3, 2008
Get the House Porn mug.Porn subgenre where the female protagonist gets stuck in like a closet or something and the male antagonist (usually a stepbrother or stepson) fucks her from behind while she's stuck
Girl: *gets stuck under the sink while plumbing*
Guy: *sneaks up on her and fucks her in the pussy*
Girl: Stepbro, what are you doing?!
Guy: Stuck porn
Guy: *sneaks up on her and fucks her in the pussy*
Girl: Stepbro, what are you doing?!
Guy: Stuck porn
by Thomanski January 14, 2020
Get the stuck porn mug.When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."
When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampie scene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.
by JakethemotherfuckingSNAKE September 30, 2006
Get the porn baby mug.A condition that results from the constant or excessive watching of pornographic material.It is characterised by an inability to get an erection under circumstances that do not involve the watching of pornographic material, due to the lack of psychologial connection between other human contact and sex. One treatment involves watchin porn until the erection is achieved then having sex, this re-establishes the connection between other people and sex. This condition is more frequent in virgins as the initial connection has not been made.
Guy 1 - Nikki's pissed off man! i jus cant get it up if i aint watchin porn!She sed she'l leave me if it keeps happenin!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!
by Mr. Azz August 6, 2006
Get the Porn Creep mug.by shrek555 July 15, 2018
Get the porn mug."Hey Tod how is it in Canada?"
"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"
"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"
"School, of corse."
"Why school, Tod?"
"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"
TOD HAS SINGED OUT.
"Yeah! it's great here! unlike the USA!"
"Wow Tod! Whats the best thing about it?!"
"School, of corse."
"Why school, Tod?"
"NO PORN BLOCKER LOLOLOL"
TOD HAS SINGED OUT.
by LOLcats never LOL October 22, 2008
Get the porn blocker mug.when a girl is sucking away on your jimmy, and flips her hair out of the way for the camera to see as is she was in a porno
by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004
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