poop butt

The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.

Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!

by Alex Wilson June 24, 2008

Poop Stabber

One who is on the giving end of anal sex, derogatory term for a homosexual, my uncle paul.

My uncle paul is a poop stabber.

by Stephen Snow December 27, 2003

poop stains

one who has SHIT in their pants due to very poor ass whipping skills or someone who has run out of toilet paper

holy shit dude you have poop stains in your undies

by Nicole Davis January 19, 2009

Poop Soup

Liquid feces that explode from ones anus.

David: What's wrong with you?
Mike: I've got major poop soup going on...
David: Nice!!!!

by superdat37 December 2, 2011

Poop Juice

The flat, warm, and nasty remaining liquid at the bottom of a Micky's 40oz right before you finish it.

Montel: Don't be such a pussy and finish the rest of your Micky's!

Da'quell: I ain't finishin that nasty ass poop juice

by Big Time Rick May 29, 2011

poop net

(noun) the loose portion of jeans dangling below the butt-region; typically found on those people with wide, flat asses who are unable to properly fill-out their jeans

Due to her Irish-ass and unwashed jeans, Sam had a bad case of poop net in her Levis.

by front porch April 9, 2007

poop goop

Semen that leaks out of an ass after fill-up

Steve's underwear showed signs of poop goop.

by crazyshityo November 6, 2007