poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.

Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.

by cracker08 January 22, 2010

poon sack

a fat women's vagina

"I totally hit that poon sack last night."
"Ew, dude."

"I totally did Emily last night. She was great in bed, but she kinda had a poon sack."

by poonsacksdude August 8, 2009

slaying the poon

Fucking pussy hard, like a Quinn would.

Wow I heard Quinn was slaying the poon last night!

by Quinn Fern May 23, 2016

Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!

"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"

by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010

justin poon

Gay

You are extremely Justin Poon today

by Big dick harvey April 18, 2018

poon mast

the biggest poon; an extremely gay kid

you are a poon mast !

by P Blunt July 4, 2006

poon princesses

Annie and Heather. They are the masters of working the poon to your hearts delight. Bow to them.

"I can't believe how good the poon princesses are!! I've never felt so much pleasure in my poon!"

by Heathurr April 10, 2005