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Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys
Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it
by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016
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Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.
Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool
by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021
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Ben Poole

by BEN POOLE November 22, 2023
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Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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Ethan Poole

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.
Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!
by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022
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Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.
"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."
by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021
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