Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.
Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.
Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.
Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
Get the Beer-Phonesmug. When a 'working-girl' carries several cell phones, with the phone in which she receives her 'business calls' from her 'Johns', being called the stunt-phone.
by The beast 1990 May 14, 2011
Get the Stunt-phonemug. someone who lives inside their phone, phone attached to face, always on facebook mobile, text text text. Generaly responds to questions with "Oh did you say something?"
by phone dweller's other hobby July 14, 2010
Get the phone dwellermug. A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.
by Jordan Cooke June 11, 2018
Get the Phone Muppetmug. The occurrence of wrecking a work truck and getting it stuck on a post or two while reaching for a cell phone. Usually happens to a new foreman as he loops.
by Nick Steri November 6, 2020
Get the Phone Postinmug. by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021
Get the Dukedepps Phonemug. An amazing piece of technology that lets you talk to people on the other side of the planet, but is never appreciated.
by Toadzi11a September 1, 2013
Get the Cell phonemug.