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Perceptiod

* A trivial, fleeting, or brief perception of either an external or internal event.

* A singular, moment of perception.

Yo I just had a weird thought… kinda like a perceptoid, you know?

* A trivial, fleeting, or brief perception of either an external or internal event.

* A singular, moment of perception.

Yo I just had a weird thought… kinda like a perceptoid, you know?

* A trivial, fleeting, or brief perception of either an external or internal event.

* A singular, moment of perception.
Man I keep having these weird Perceptiods. Really strange but I can never quite grasp them.
by Gily October 13, 2025
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Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.
Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!
by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025
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Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.
After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.
by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025
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Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.
Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025
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Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.
I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.
by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026
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Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.
Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.
by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010
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twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left
Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.
by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011
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