Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.

"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."

by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011

flipping paper

Adj: A person with so much money he/she does not know what to do with it.

Verb: Spending money recklessly.

"Billy Boss has so much money he doesn't know where to spend it, he's flipping paper!"

"Look at that guy flipping his paper in the club, he just blew $2000 on drinks tonight and he doesn't even give a shit."

by ienvyrichpeople October 19, 2013

shrimp paperclip

Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.

"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"

by MrMcgee November 26, 2013

Tony Palermo

Papa Roach's drummer. Easygoing, fun and utterly hyperactive, he'll make you feel like you're best friends after knowing you for half a minute, putting up the best faces when taking pictures with you and throwing you up in the air after tacklehugging you. Talented musician and golf lover, never miss the chance to meet him and improve everything you know!

I saw Papa Roach with my friend the other day, meeting Tony Palermo totally made my life.

by LivKnox December 14, 2013

toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

by john niemand October 15, 2015

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017