AKA Post Office Party
A house-party full of "male" and "packages"
Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.
A house-party full of "male" and "packages"
Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.
Holy fuck! I barely escaped from that postal party with Aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the Temple of Poon after that dude-fest.
by RutgersKegs December 14, 2010
Get the Postal Party mug.After being rejected sexual release from your parter, you wait for them to fall asleep, elavate to your haunches and stroke your donger until you are ready to ejaculate.... at that moment you slap them in the forehead and yell "surprise" as you paint your load across their unsuspecting face.
Jim " so did you get laid last night?"
Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
Dale " no but when she fell asleep I gave her the ol' "Okeana surprise party" and then wiped my dick off on the curtains"
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Ryan: dude lets go crash Ally's birthday party tonight
Jiimy: naw dude, that's such a ladies leave your man at home party. Let's go to the bars instead.
Lindsay: Hey guys do you think we should go inside?
Alex: For sure! It sounds like a total ladies leave your man at home party!
Jiimy: naw dude, that's such a ladies leave your man at home party. Let's go to the bars instead.
Lindsay: Hey guys do you think we should go inside?
Alex: For sure! It sounds like a total ladies leave your man at home party!
by Alexa Pereda May 13, 2009
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Get the Dr. Thunder Party mug.A misnomer commonly heard from un-hip parents and those of impaired hearing, stemming from the phrase "LAN party," where LAN stands for "Local Area Network." They often feature pizza and stimulants, such as sugar, caffeine, and guarana, can last upwards of 40 hours, and frequently cause participants to be dead to the world for a day or two afterward. See also: LAN Party.
Dad: "You kids all ready for your LAND PARTY tonight?"
Kids: <roll their eyes>
Dad: "What?"
Kids: "Hahaha, right, dad. We're ready off the LAND party. Just let me grab a CAND of coke, MAND. Are we taking the car or the VAND?"
Kids: <roll their eyes>
Dad: "What?"
Kids: "Hahaha, right, dad. We're ready off the LAND party. Just let me grab a CAND of coke, MAND. Are we taking the car or the VAND?"
by gjemmott March 15, 2009
Get the Land Party mug.when you want to hang out with friends, but have too much homework to do so you get together to do homework. only sometimes does homework actually get finished.
a: hey what are you doing?
b: oh just studying at my friend's dorm.
a: are you having a homework party? o_O
b: oh just studying at my friend's dorm.
a: are you having a homework party? o_O
by _laine March 14, 2008
Get the homework party mug.A specific type of sex party, common among 20- and 30-something year olds, which is attended by an inordinately high ratio of males to females and is thrown for the sole purpose of getting the female attendees pregnant.
At first I thought this was just another weenie roast and sausage fest, but from the amount of raw doggin' I see, and the look in those bitches' eyes, this MUST be a damn breeding party.
by Dick Init April 3, 2007
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