palmer

Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.

He's a total "palmer".

by Lanaland May 13, 2013

Parker

parker is the THICCest man on earth. He is thicker than a snicker. A real fatass. Everybody loves him. He is will be the first one eaten on a deserted island.

person one: Man look at that elephant.
person two: Yeah, it's a real Parker.

by Th1ccc B01 February 4, 2019

Sandy Palmer

1) When a handjob is given by someone who has put sand on their hands to create a rough, abrasive surface.

2) When a handjob is given by someone who has rough, callused, or dry skin.

Either results in a very unpleasant, painful experience for the one receiving the handjob.

1) She was mad at me, so when I wasn't looking, she grabbed a handful of sand and gave me a sandy palmer that chaffed the hell out of my piece!

2) I was looking forward to a good had job, but her hands were so dry she gave me a sandy palmer without even knowing it!

by peavler May 10, 2011

mackenzie rain parker

A stupid fucking cunt who will fuck your dad if you cheat on her

Cain: I cheated on Mackenzie rain parker
Cain’s dad: gets dick out

by Big puthy mack May 22, 2021

Charlie Parker

A title you give to a member in your band who is unreliable; doesn't show up to rehearsals or gigs.

Jordan missed the jam session again, he pulled a Charlie Parker

by flkdjflaf August 23, 2008

Palmer

a completely useless individual that has no apparent talent for sports, yet still insists on playing them competitively and uselessly.

"That damn Ben is such a Palmer, he cant play baseball, so why did he even try out!!!!?!"

by Rappas Advocate December 14, 2008

Parker

A guy who thinks he is hot when he really is not
Thinks he is a total pimp who can get any girl he wants
Loves small girls especially ones named Julia

Parker is such a fake pimp the only girl he can get is Julia

by Macmacn2461 January 8, 2009