hard in the pants

something so extremely baller that it gives you a boner.

kind of like "hard in the paint"
waka: DAMNNNNN BOI THAT GOES HARD IN DA MOTHER FUCKING PAINT NIGGAA

johnny: no, waka, that goes HARD IN THE PANTSS
by uhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuhhhh March 15, 2011
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ghey pants

Used when referring to something that's: stupid, crap, bad, not fair, or just plain ridiculous. Slightly more severe than plain ghey

Can also be shortened to just pants
Chaz: Someone drunk my beer!
Daz: Really? that's ghey!
Chaz: Hell Yeah! that's ghey pants!
by Mo-lester November 03, 2008
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jean pant

Another name for Jeans.
Strangely, in South Africa, some people seem to think that 'Pants' are more than one 'Pant,' hence the 'jean pant.'
Wow, you look sexy in your new Levi's jean pant.
by Very hot girl September 24, 2007
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awesome-pants

Typically used to decribe someone who is summed up by the word "awesome." The converse of this is to call someone a "silly-pants."
"I am so awesome-pants right now"
"You are such a silly-pants mister!"
by Jason- August 02, 2005
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pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)
Everyone was looking at my pants boner, and then asked me if I was actually a boy.
(I am a girl)
by greenybeany May 07, 2013
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Fanta Pants

One who's Pubic Hair is a similar colour to that of the popular Coca-Cola Softdrink by the same name.
Often a "Fanta Pants" also has red/ginger hair, this is generally the result of a genetic disorder known as Gingavitas
Hugh's Got Fanta Pants
by phinneusfog June 21, 2007
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cheese pants

The event of unexpected ejaculation in ones pants, through extreame excitement to outside stimuli.
After walking up to the brand new Ferrari, Alex proceded to make himself a pair of cheese pants. However, this was nothing compaired to the cheese pants that Kurtis made after seeing the head cheerleader flash him.
by Baron Von Kaputnick April 23, 2006
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