cross eyed panda 

A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.

Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.

cross eyed panda by GRYMES October 16, 2009

Fat Panda 

A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct.

To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.

Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.

Hey did you see Jenny got Fat Panda'd on Friday night?

Fat Panda by yiddo8 May 2, 2011

The Stanky Panda 

Its when a white man covers his dick in old bamboo and fucks a black chick in the ass then you procied to fart in her mouth and blow your load in her mouth and stuff the bamboo down her throat to make a tunnel to shoot your load down

i totally gave taylor labbel a the stanky panda last night

The Stanky Panda by z-man 69* May 6, 2009

sand panda 

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.

"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"

sand panda by bexta July 29, 2005

furry panda 

when you skeet on a girls face.Then you shave your pubes off and throw it on the jizz.

Awwww dude, I gave that bitch a furry panda last night!

furry panda by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Reverse Panda 

The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out

Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda

Reverse Panda by reverses pandoas August 27, 2008

Vuluvia Panda 

A mysterious animal found in the outer realms of Dingland and commonly speaks the language of Dinglish.

"The Vuluvia Panda reared up and fuck-started John's head!"

Vuluvia Panda by dhbssbmbmg January 20, 2009