To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
Get the Dropped my oil pan mug.When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
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Get the Panning for gold mug.by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023
Get the Ran (or get pan) mug.A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.
Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!
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Get the dead pan man mug.1. The Greek god of sex (also a half goat)
2. An abbreviation of the word pansexual, meaning the ability to feel attraction to anyone, regardless of gender
2. An abbreviation of the word pansexual, meaning the ability to feel attraction to anyone, regardless of gender
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Get the Pan mug.A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.
The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.
Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.
The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.
by deepchurch November 10, 2021
Get the pan-metric idealism mug.Paradigm in which ontology--co-located with epistemology--originates in the future.
Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.
Proffers that pan-ontology, global-illumination-that-effects-local-illumination, actually emerges from the past.
In pan-nihilism: emergence-of-uncountability and limina (structure-of-time) are co-located in the future.
Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.
Pan-nihilism is a repudiation of historical materialism.
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