put a fan in the window

putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.

" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."

by highpanda August 5, 2012

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023

Put Down Player

One who trashes his roomates for being a complete and utter cat litter at rocket league

He always is trashing on max for only having 14 points, HE/HIM must be a put down players

by Himothy1190 January 26, 2023

Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

Put the balls away

When you mess up or make a mistake

Charlotte : oh shit I messed up !
Lola : oh god !
Christina : put the balls away sweetie !

by Azing102 January 8, 2019

Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.

“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."

by JLuc14 August 1, 2018

put the team on her

Putting the whole team on her describes sharing pussy with the whole squad, cause sharing is caring.

“Hey did you bag Sarah last night” “yea I smashed and put the team on her”

by Long john t-bag January 27, 2019