Super Pimp

One who is tall and obese usually of Guyanese decent characterized by the need to be a metrosexual by going to the gym while on the Atkins diet that he cannot stay on for more than a week. Often described as doofy looking, extremely unintelligent, oblivious, and a virgin whose only goal in life is to attain total happiness by engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely attractive woman. More often than not can be found sitting at home online almost every hour of the day while watching television contemplating whether to talk to a woman online that he had bought $70 dollar shoes for that has no interest in him and is only using him for the sole purpose of money and making CDs.

Mike says, "Just wait till I'm Super Pimp, then I'll be able to fuck 100 girls or more in a year."

by chinkbag March 2, 2005

popcorn pimp

A pimp that wines and dines his hoes off an allowance given to him by his parents. Has been known to trick out his bitches to pay for playstation controllers, arcade tokens, and cheap bling.

See Rikki Lake, Jenny Jones, etc.

by melissa December 14, 2003

Pimpstress

A female pimp who is technically unemployed but makes her living collecting money from various men in order to maintain her high-maintenance status. She often drives a new, foreign vehicle and is not known to the public by her real name.

I'll never have to work as long as I'm a Pimpstress. My bills will get paid regardless.

by Maria Chaunte' August 7, 2007

Pimp Juice

A 2004 Jeep Wrangler built by the Hip Hop star "Nelly", this vehicle was originally sold on eBay with the money donated to benefit the Jes Us 4 Jackie organization. The organization, which he founded with his sister, Jackie Donahue, encourages African-Americans to participate in bone marrow donor registration programs.

This Jeep is now in Texas being owned by a cool old bald headed white dude named Terry.

That is one fine "Pimp Juice" Jeep

by trodery July 30, 2009

pimpstress

1. n : A female who procures customers for whores.

Megan will sell your ass on the corner cause she's tha pimpstress motherfucker.

by M0nkeyP0x September 18, 2003

pimp slap

slap to the face using the back of the hand. called a pimp slap because the large rings a pimp wears will cut the face when hit with the back of the hand. this is distinct from a bitch slap which is with the palm of the hand.

he didn't get pimp slapped at the restaurant fight, he got bitch slapped.

by abysinth July 23, 2005

Black Ghetto Pimp

a black, master pimp. he rules the pimp land and is better than a jigalator.

man1:"did he beat u at football?"
woman2:"i couldnt help it, he was a BLACK GHETTO PIMP"

by eric October 16, 2004