Cheese pants

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

Parts

Parts is another way of saying i want you to be my girlfriend/boyfriend. and or it is also another way of saying i want to have sex with you.

refers to sex
guy:can i get parts?
girls: lol sure!!
or

refers to dateing
guy: i want parts
girl:sure!!

by d-nasty1122 November 16, 2011

pants down

To be caught unware. Suprised. Modifiers include "down around the ankles".

Jim was financially overextended, his job layoff caught him with his pant down.

by Rich Lather July 26, 2005

Pantsuit Death

The excruciating death of spirit that occurs when a bright and industrious individual must interact with government bureaucrats in order to fulfill an administrative requirement. The termination of goodwill and optimism that occurs when a capable individual must, by necessity, work with administrative bureaucrats.
The expression derives from the word pantsuit, which is the uniform most commonly worn by the mid-level administrators that maintain bureaucracies.

I had to take the mandatory diversity-awareness course this morning; it was total pantsuit death.

by frankshoe April 28, 2009

pantsuit

A person who is being uptight and stiff. Not knowing how to relax oneself.

Stop being a pantsuit, you're stressing me out!

by Eastondle May 17, 2012

Explosions in my Pants

See band: Explosions in the Sky

(listening to Explosions in the Sky, aka Explosions in my Pants)

Guy: Whoah!
Guy2: What's wrong?
Guy: What? um...nothing (looks down)
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry it happens to everyone their first time.

by Zenigma December 13, 2009

bag of pants

Useless. As would be a bag of pants, not fulfilling their function, but just hanging around in a bag.

"Sorry we haven't got any."
"Well that's just a bag of pants, isn't it."

by Fridgemagnet June 27, 2005