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Get the Raven Frost Online mug.A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
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I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.
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His post made me so angry that originally responded what a dick he was before I realised it made me as bad as him. I re-typed my words so many times before I eventually posted , it felt like I had online stammer.
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Person 2 : Y-Yeah! Its pretty g-great !!
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Person 1 : Dude stop online stuttering its just rude af
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