person 1: LAY-LEAH
by bobthebuilderfucksisaac October 10, 2021

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
by the coolest cool person ever April 28, 2024

by HelpYoNR October 6, 2020

by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.
by Solemnityy December 29, 2019
