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Obama wad

1.The people left talking about how great Obama is, after the 2008 election.
2. Similar to a fuck wad, but stupider.
Person: They are all Obama wads.
by leim1234567 March 2, 2010
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Obama Plan

Is the act of not working to recieve food stamps or any other form of government assistance.
Tyrone: Yo what up brotha did you get a job yet?

Cyrus: Naw homie I'm on that Obama Plan I'm tryna get that steak on the state!
by brand on September 16, 2010
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obama in pyjamas

when a man normally middle aged puts on silk pyjamas before bed and attempts to seduce his wife or girlfriend. This is accompanied by the man trying to be suave like us president barack obama, even though the woman doesn't really want sex.
Fred: hey baby you wanna make some sweet loving tonight

woman : no I'm tired

Fred: oh come on baby

woman : For fuck sake Fred stop being such a obama in pyjamas
by haveuseenmybat August 21, 2010
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obama it

v: To use an indulgent amount of lips when smoking from a blunt, joint, etc., usually getting the mouth piece unnecessarily wet with saliva. Could result in disgust by others on the blunt and even possibly clogging of smoke passage; new hip way of saying dick lipping or nig lipping.
Spencer: Yo are you gunna smoke that or what. Lets get it moving.

Nate: Dude chill out for a second, its all closed up at the end

Spencer: Fuck, i hate when you guys obama it.
by Jay Face June 28, 2009
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obama greet

Insert your fist into your sexual partner's rectum.
Person being fucked "hey- will you obama greet me?"
Person fucking "sure!" ... bloooop (sound)
by sramrider January 1, 2011
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Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
by topmountain August 17, 2010
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Obama Day

Official county holiday in Perry Co., AL. Takes place the second Monday in November.
by BamaRollin January 7, 2010
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