Person 1: i'm addicted to water, i just need it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.
Person 2: careful bro you could overdrink and die, plus how is water delicious?
Person 1: it is, especially when you're dying of thirst.
Person 2: i think you have a water addiction.
by AverageWaterEnjoyer March 31, 2024
Get the water addictionmug. 
A Facebook taggroup addict is a person who becomes a fan of almost every single tag page that facebook has to offer. These individuals spend most of their time looking for pages that they closely associate with. These individuals believe that by becoming members of such pages, it reflects their personality.
Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.
A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.
There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.
Another reason Facebook taggroup addict might join such groups is because the group page may contain a humorous picture. However, most of these groups on facebook require that a user first become a member in order to see the content. Human curiosity will take over the tag-addict, so they will almost inevitably join the group in order to see the content.
A Facebook taggroup addict is easy to spot.
There are no known cures for Facebook taggroup addiction. The best a group-addict can do is join enough pages to the point where facebook will not let them become a member of anymore groups. The current limit for groups that a single user can have is around 2000.
"Look at her, she's a member of 200+ taggroups, she must be a complete Facebook taggroup addict"
"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"
"Mein gott, he keeps tagging me in 10 taggroups a day, I think this Facebook taggroup addict needs some help!"
by Letter M April 25, 2019
Get the Facebook taggroup addictmug. Someone who is addicted to yuri for everyday, can't stop thinking about yuri for a single day, who also have read every single yuri manga, manhwa, manhua, light novel, anime in existence.
I think my friend is a yuri addict, they always reading some yuri whenever I talk to them and they always talk about yuri.
I think I am a yuri addict. Probably, now today yuri recommendation is Kitanai Kimi Ga Ichiban Kawaii.
I think I am a yuri addict. Probably, now today yuri recommendation is Kitanai Kimi Ga Ichiban Kawaii.
by Machi Yuri October 6, 2025
Get the Yuri Addictmug. Applies to a lazy person who choses to use a mouse to accomplish a task on the PC that would take moments by hand on the keyboard . This applies to anything that a person choses to do the long way round rather than exert themselves by “getting up” and accomplishing the task by hard work.
stop clicking the mouse and press ctr V , your such a mouse-addict
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"
"there are no plates Iin the cupboard” “then wash the dishes instead of filling the dish washer and switching it on once a week, your such a mouse-addict"
by ZimSchola February 6, 2020
Get the Mouse-Addictmug. a ship addict is someone who is obsessed with shipping people. Even if they are unshippable This person will come up with the most ridiculous ship EVER. Probably a 6th grade girl or an annoying girl.
Person 1:She shipped Emma and Shawn just because Emma helped Shawn with question 7.
Person 2: Yeah, she is such a ship addict
Ship Addict: I sHIp it!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah, she is such a ship addict
Ship Addict: I sHIp it!!!!!
by Socially awkward cat April 24, 2019
Get the ship addictmug. An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.
credits to ruben sim.
credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
Get the Late Stage Porn Addictionmug.