Smart

Not you

A smart person wouldn’t look up smart in the dictionary.

by Joe mama is a boomer February 17, 2020

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If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

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Smart

someone who procrastinate and leave projects and test studies for last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time. and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

"Hey, how do they get an A? I've never seen them study."
"They're just smart"

by pedrosso February 6, 2025

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Smart fella/Fart smella

When someone on some jackle and hide kinda shit

"The façade was a smart fella; but behind it was a fart smella" - idea of a Smart fella/Fart smella

by The absolute August 14, 2025

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Money Smart

A stupid fucking lyric to a song that Jay Easy made or whatever, it was fucking viral once

Man1: *Destroying sign in mall*
Jay Ez: Whoa man what are you doing?
Man1: JayEz ain't drop yet bruh
Jay Ez: Don't worry! Megaman is coming out January 7th!
Jay Ez: *Breaks into a run*
Jay Ez: I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent. Call me Mr. Rock festival I got hella bands, she gon make me slide with my dog like I'm MegaMan
Me: What the fuck is this shit

by Green Fugg Ninja January 1, 2025

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bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.

That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.

by nitoxys February 16, 2017

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