cardboard ben, aka joe mazzello’s soul mate. cardboard ben is the cardboard version of ben hardy, who is the living version of cardboard ben.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.
the two have been spotted together in multiple occasions, and according to a source, joe is contemplating marriage.
fans and family are obsessed with the pair.
“hey, did you hear about cardboard ben and joe mazzello?”
“who?”
“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”
“who?”
“cardboard ben! joe mazzello’s soul mate!”
by joe’s perm March 03, 2019
one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.
friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘
by borhap March 12, 2019
by UrbanDescriptivist June 22, 2021
A divine gigachad and is a fucking god.
He is a supreme being who is 40 years old, gay, and likes minors.
He is a supreme being who is 40 years old, gay, and likes minors.
by Kitagawa-san February 17, 2022
by Farteus December 08, 2017
A guy who has enough charm and good looks to convince a girl to cheat on her boyfriend with him, but once one person finds out about it Ben will become enraged and probably never speak to your ass again.
“Omg Claire I cheated on my boo with Ben! It was great until someone heard about it and Ben lost his shit on me!!”
“Omg rach that is SUCH a Ben move”
“Omg rach that is SUCH a Ben move”
by lmaoocheatonyoass January 23, 2018
A really retarded person who has a really sick mind and a huge (gigantic) dick. Great at eating out pussies, with dicks cumming on his face. He also watches porn all night.
"Oh my God, he is so ben"
by Lincoln Longjohn January 24, 2017