eau de arse

scent of anus.

as the days rolled by with Rob not bathing, the scent of eau de arse began to swell about the premises.

by rhenvar January 09, 2010

Short-arse

someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....

Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses

by L Maddison January 25, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

by The Notorious B.A.Z February 01, 2008

Slack arse

A word used for someone who receives anal a lot.

That girl Wendy over there, I heard the whole football team has put it up her arse. She must be a right slack arse.

by Yeahyea June 06, 2015

arse crack ya

when a male or female puts there index finger down the crack of there arse then rubs it under the nose of there victim, releasing the sweaty stench

dont be so mean, or i'll arse crack ya!

by matthew sopp April 17, 2007