Creeper

A totally real dinosaur that dates back to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 years!

Man: hey do u know when the creeper was alive?
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago

by Mansnothot69420! April 23, 2022

Creeper

Aww man

Man:1 Creeper
Man:2 Aww man
Man:3 Aww man
Everyone on the dicord server: Oh Shit here we go again

by Theregoesthemilk August 1, 2019

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.

When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.

by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023

brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014

Creeper

Commonly referred to as the man who wont leave you alone, however the creeper here is that God forsaken creature mitch decided to add. It's common attributes are green skin, the shape of Male genatali and a wierd, dumb ass face.

Hey man that's the Creeper from across the street (wrong)
Hey man there's a Creeper in my cave (right)

by Creeper bad bro June 8, 2019

craft creeper

An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.

Look at that old Craft Creeper bothering the girls at the bar.

by Captain know it all December 2, 2022

Closet Creeper

A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.

Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.

by Groovious February 9, 2019