Discover New York 

An inescapable trap, set by the administration of St. John's University, programmed to mercilessly extract an additional $3000 from vulnerable freshmen. The entire substance of this course is common knowledge to most folk, and the few facts to be otherwise learned can be acquired with a half-hour of encyclopedia browsing.

"I was forced into taking a semester of DNY as a freshman at St. John's, and all I learned about was the Brooklyn Bridge."

"I can't believe that DNY carries as much weight as a Philosophy or Calculus course."

"Discover New York is a scam."

"My dog shits DNY."

"At least it brought up my GPA."

"As useful as dividing by 1."

"I feel bad for the professors at this university who are so degraded as to be designated instructors of DNY."

Discover New York by DietSodaThirst May 8, 2008

Brewster, New York

A small town located in Putnam County, New York. Mainly contained of football jocks who have their heads up their asses and girls who snort coke off of their teacher's dicks. Everyone in Brewster is now addicted to nicotine thanks to juuls. The guys usually find comfort in craddling each other's cocks (while screaming about Brewster's football team and yelling at each other over juul pods) while the girls are thots (usually spotted with three dicks in their mouths. The pussy is ripe with Hepatitis A through Z). Within Brewster is Brewster Village (AKA BrewsterRico, La Guadalabrewha). Nothing but Guatemalans. People show up here for drugs. The white portion of Brewster is Vineyard Vines central, where boat shoes and polo shirts are in style. Pathetic crime is infamous such as teacher-student sexual relatoonships, a white boy getting his ass kicked in a locker room over a bet, and a 16 year old stabbing a guy for 3 dollars.

"Hey, you wanna ruin your life? Head on down to Brewster, New York!"

"You can easily get laid in Brewster, New York, the girls are Super Thots."

Brewster, New York by skrubskrubskrub June 12, 2018

Western New York 

The western portion of New York State, which includes: Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Kenmore, Tonawanda, North Tonawanda, and many others as well, but pretty much the bulk of the community lives in Niagara County and Erie County.

I live in Western New York!

Western New York by Hall Monitor Suze June 9, 2005

east new york

An extended village in southeastern Brooklyn, New York. Comprising two zip codes and the 75th Precinct, it is an area known for its burnt-out buildings, fine, low-income housing projects, and institutions of lower education. The far eastern portion, once an Italian-American enclave, is still known as a dumping ground for former members of the Gambino crime family.

Hey, paisan. What say we go down to the Lindenwood Diner in East New York to talk to Tommy and Henry about the Lufthansa job.

east new york by Little Tommy Bep December 5, 2004

Rome, New York

The biggest little city in the world.

Dude Rome, New York is so big they have 2 McDonald's bra.

Rome, New York by Dan Rena March 18, 2009

Upstate New York 

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor
3. You measure distance in hours
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once
6. You stay in your house most of the summer because you aren't used to the heat
7. You drive at 55 mph through 10 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow
16. You know 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, cold, construction
19. Cows are just part of the scenery
22. You know that the phrase, "Goin up ta," applies to going north, south, east, or west, up or down in elevation, and pretty much any other way you can travel.
23. The smell of freshly spread cow manure doesn't bother you.
26. Halloween costumes are always designed around a snowsuit and winter boots.
31. You can name everyone you graduated with.
42. You still go home for Homecoming.
58. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.
64. You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.
67. When somebody says "Thats billy fucillo HUGE" you know exactly what they are talking about
I don't agree with the people saying upstate starts just noth of NYC and Long Island, It is more the Finger Lakes and north regions, maybe some of the southern tier but I am pretty sure they have their own set of rules there.

Upstate New Yorker: Oh wow, look we got over two feet of snow last night! Good thing I have four wheel drive!
New York City Person: Holy Crap and inch of snow! Mom, we have a snow day right? Snow like this is dangerous!

Upstate New Yorker: I'm from Phelps, um half way between rochester and syracuse, near geneva and canandaguia, kind by waterloo?
New York City Person: I am from Queens, you are a moron if you don't know where that is.

Upstate New York by Smitty13 January 23, 2012

Ardsley New York 

Where people are horders and people who are white rich Jewish people who think they are rich but are really middle class.

People in Ardsley New York are mostly white and know know each other

Ardsley New York by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 4, 2017