Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
by MPprince September 03, 2009
Food for thought, in a literal sense. It is food whose purpose is to fuel a late night study session or any other situation in which the brain is actually to be utilized.
Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.
Often used ironically to describe food eaten for a situation from which no good could ever come.
I've got to write this fucking term paper by tomorrow. Go down to the T-bell and get me some goddamned Brahmin noodles, yeah?
Ironically:
Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.
Ironically:
Picking up some Brahmin noodles for the cow, then it's back to my place to fuck her to sleep. I sense that the sun will bring regret.
by SirPuddin September 15, 2009
Dude 1: Man, you see that girl? She so fine!
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
Dude 2: Brosef! That hooker is "ramen noodles." Ya boys ALL slept with the ho.
by Dictocracker April 05, 2018
DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
by Spanking that February 18, 2016
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by little ratatouille February 26, 2020
Another word for the Chinese restaurant, The Great wall. Can be used to describe any Chinese restaurant that serves Lo mein noodles.
Rachel: "Hey, heff what are you doing? Do you wanna go to long noodle with me? I'm starving!"
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."
Wendy: "Yeah, me too! Lemme get my shit together."
by Wen* January 31, 2009
Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
by BanJayce February 15, 2022