A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...
Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...
by kermit37 December 20, 2020

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020

by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000VR and Chadderz.
many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers
many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers
by anonymous January 16, 2021

n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.
v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen
v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen
n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.
v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.
v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.
by BonerBilly April 1, 2015

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.
by n1qq4s May 31, 2017
