Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...

Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021

mushroom jerry

When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.

My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.

by Wes Futrell November 13, 2020

The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp

I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019

mushroom peaks

mario kart wii custom track made by MrBean35000VR and Chadderz.

many frustrating turns and strategically placed mushrooms. if you trick on the wrong mushroom, you'll fall into the mario kart abyss. rest in peace gamers

me: just played mushroom peaks
friend: oh no what happened
me: ...tricked on the wrong mushroom

by anonymous January 16, 2021

mushroom gorge

n. The space between the lump in a shirt or pant leg and an erect penis, but only when the man \ with an erect penis is wearing shorts or pants, so his erection looks like a hill.

v. The act of causing a mushroom gorge to happen

n. I got extremely confused when I saw his mushroom gorge.

v. I could tell that he was mushroom gorging on purpose.

by BonerBilly April 1, 2015

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017