Murphy Special

The 69 position, with a backrub at the same time using your partner's cum.

"Man I'm so horny, but my back is super sore."
"Dude, try the Murphy Special, it's fuckin awesome."

by Murphy Specialist April 23, 2010

Murphys gay law

A term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. When you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.

Joe: I just rolled my car so I wont be at the party tonight!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!

by txfarmboy May 10, 2011

Murphy

The awesomest guy to ever live.friendly,awesome and is beast.Has great friends and they're awesome too.

Murphy is AWESOME

by MoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoney$$$$$ April 20, 2017

morphodyte

Stupid looking. Deformed.

Look, Brad, at my finger. It's really bruised and crooked looking. It's morphodyte.

by Jag54 April 10, 2008

Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.

That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

by jojoemothafuckinbaby July 11, 2009

Murphy Richards

a orange haired kid that i fucked.... he has a 11 inch penis.... gurls if i was 1 of u i would fuck this kid for another 11 hours peace out love ya nigga

orange haired kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv u

by Katie Lanno January 22, 2005

murphed

A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed

OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!

by murphdiggity February 3, 2010