Morgan Freeman

One freckly ole black man.

Oh snap, gramps look like Morgan Freeman!

by Kris Benson March 29, 2005

margarine

what wordkevin halfhill/word uses for lube while he is masturbating to gay porno

by an anonymous source October 30, 2003

margarine dream

To wake up from a highly erotic dream only to find that your bedsheets are very sticky. Also known as wet dream.

"Alright lads? I had a corker of a margarine dream last night."

by Gavyn August 24, 2004

margaretta

To have a fresh dumb swagger or be stupid creative

From STM, Mariah caught Margaretta wearing new cloths and told everyone she was margarettaing

by petawaysin December 9, 2008

Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen

"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."

by Joe :) February 25, 2009

Morgan Freeman

The man that, no matter what movie you see, will always be there. He is everywhere. Either narrating, acting, or just... Well, there. Has the most amazing voice along with James Earl Jones.

In simpler terms;
He's God. Literally.

Morgan Freeman is watching you read this. Don't deny it.

by That Brony Gamer Guy February 26, 2013

Captain morgan

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

by Surakusa April 22, 2008