monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.

Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.

by Ruby569 January 23, 2011

monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.

That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.

by Zdenek August 20, 2004

Tubby monster

A fat man.

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.

by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013

task monster

A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!

by taskmonster November 29, 2011

Chalk monster

Chalk monster. A derogatory term for albinos. A person may shorten the term to just “chalky”

“Hey look John, there’s a chalk monster”-Bob
“Wow you don’t often see chalky’s here”-John

by Ricky Genius October 15, 2021

Shitfaced Monster

Cookie Monster's alter ego every night.

Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.

by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011

Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021