by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014
Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 09, 2008
Guy:Hey look at that fucking potato monkey alcoholic.
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
Other Guy: Who has 4 long island iced teas in one sitting
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by x shawtybadd July 24, 2009
A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
by Instigator October 21, 2004