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minecraft-phobic 

a person who is scared and afraid of minecraft. Usualy when a minecraft-phobic person joins a vc in discord and hears a guy playing minecraft he starts crying and leaves the vc to play league of legends in a private vc for another 6 hours until he goes to sleep.
Me : * Joins league of legends vc * hey guys wassup im playing minecraft :)
John : Bro either leave or im leaving everyone who is playing minecraft and not league of legends in this vc should leave
Me : You are a big bitch minecraft-phobic cock sucker * leaves vc *

Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG

when you suck your own cock / dick
Girlfriend: Hey babe wanna have sex tonight?
Me: Nah I'm Minecraft Water - Bucket - MLG -ing Tonight

Minecraft Shulker. 

Minecraft Shulker.

shulker is a mob that came from the end, after you beat the ender dragon, you will see a floating 1 by 1 bedrock that has another end portal in, once you got in using trapdoor (Java) or using ender pearl (Java, Bedrock) you will spawn somewhere randomly on a floating island. Bringing blocks will be more easy to your journey, bridging on the bigger lands can able to lead you to one of those end city. you may found an end ship floating beside the another end building. you can bridge over the ship or tower up. once you got in the ship. you will see the Shulker. Shulker is one of the mob that guards one of the hard items to get in minecraft, Elytra. Shulker is a guardian through those end cities. you may find them inside nor outside. shulkers guards elytra and a 2 chest that has good loots. once you've proceed to kill the shulker box. you will get one of the shell, they can mainly drop 1 or 2, you can also craft your self a portable chest called, Shulker Box, you can craft them manually using 1 shell ontop, chest at the middle, and 1 shell under, by getting shulker box, its not a normal chests, when you broke one of the chests, they break and spread your items on the floor which is annoying, while restoring your important items in the shulker box, they won't usually breaks, you don't need silk touch to get them, they just breaks using iron to netherite pickaxe, when you broke the shulker box, the items inside are still inside the shulker box.

minecraft steve nsfw 

Guy 1: did you see that minecraft steve nsfw
Guy 2: that was some weird shit
minecraft steve nsfw by Nioko January 20, 2022

Minecraft Manhunt 

It is the sires where dream a "speedrunner" absolutely makes 5 of his friend look like pussys and beta males as they get shit on in even more ridiculously stupid ways because do they even try and George acts like he is a "real Minecraft player" until dream decides to go kill him and so he fucking runs away or comes up with stupid plans of action to take down one green boy. Also, snapnap is actually good at PVP but in a manhunt, he screams like a little girl cause I guess dream is Micheal myers. Also, the hunters suck get techno in on this so it actually is a challenge for dream. P.S. sorry if you are a fan of manhunt this is just a jab at things I thought were stupid. Sorry, do not kill me.
You: Did you watch the new Minecraft manhunt
Me: No I'm not a virgin
Minecraft Manhunt by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022

Minecraft Hacked Client 

A modded client for the game Minecraft, the purpose is to provide a cheating experience, things which are hard to do in vanilla, or impossible.
That guy is using a Minecraft Hacked Client, he’s hacking!