One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...
by Meloner June 18, 2019
Get the Megan mug.person one: you know megan defty?
person two: yeah why?
person one: no reason just wanted to ask cause u know she a slaggggggggggggggggg
person two: yeah why?
person one: no reason just wanted to ask cause u know she a slaggggggggggggggggg
by whitewolfblack September 18, 2022
Get the megan defty mug.The special one. No one will ever understand what the hell goes through her head but at the end of the day don’t bother questioning it. She will fight like hell for you but the moment you betray her trust you will be sorry. Always follow Megan’s advice she has been through the ringer but is always right, again don’t question it.
The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.
She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.
She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.
Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.
She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.
She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.
Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
by Jane_kaffie December 4, 2020
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person 2 : oh megan?
person 1 : yea, she’s a crazy cat lady 100%
person 2 : oh megan?
person 1 : yea, she’s a crazy cat lady 100%
by ijustwantapieceofcake November 21, 2021
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by walsaey October 4, 2021
Get the Megan mug.She's funny, awesome, very beautiful, and short, but thinks she's tall. Her laugh makes everyone around her laugh. She's very smart and knows it, but she's humble enough to not be arrogant about it. Every guy wishes to be with her, and she does like someone, but she doesn't want to pursue a relationship right now. If you ever get with this Megan, don't let her go 'cause you will never find someone like her again in your life, and you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Megan is awesome.
by MaggotLover1028 June 3, 2022
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