Matthew Wegz

A true penis, not that he has one. His middle name is ass wipe he was born with Down syndrome

Matthew Wegz would say that, that makes you a certified faggot

by Matthewwegz June 8, 2016

Matthew Brennan

Someone that thinks they are always right and never admits they are/were wrong.

Person 1: I think that film was bad
Matthew Brennan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AMAZING *pulls out knife* AGREE WITH ME! SAY IT WAS AMAZING
Person 1: Just in my opinion it was quite boring
Matthew Brennan : YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FILMS ARE AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FILMS AND YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN FILMS EVER! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE LIKE ME? ALWAYS RIGHT!

by Matthew Brennan June 9, 2018

matthew gordon

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is

Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best

by Roburmum June 28, 2018

matthew ferraro

A beautiful boy and a great boyfriend and has hazel green eyes and is Italian

Matthew Ferraro is the best boyfriend ever

by Matt Ferraro May 16, 2018

Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.

Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy

by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018

Matthew Batzar

Matthew Hayden Batzar is known by all as the best and most superior human being on planet earth. He is the most handsome and perfect person and you should be his friend because of how cool he is.

Matthew Batzar is the coolest kid in school.

by Mafiofu45367 December 29, 2018

Matthew Lutchman Bennett

Gay boy that’s garb at soccer and can’t play fort and his hair looks like a coffee maker omega lol

Maddie, ur boyfriend is such a matthew lutchman bennett

by Matthews god friend January 28, 2019