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mathhead

A person who hangs around in back alleys and abandoned buildings doing math. The majority of mathheads will perform sex acts in exchange for math. They usually have various geometric shapes on their body, from staying up all night doing math. If you encounter one, they will usually ask you for money to support their math habit.
"Woah did you see that guy, he looks like a complete mathhead!"

"Yeah he must have been up all night doing calculus."
by BigDickMoney April 12, 2024
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Mathew

Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.
Mathew literally deserves the whole world!
by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024
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Mathew

A skidibi Ohio Sigma who bags all the level 12 gyatts and Fanum taxes the beta who don’t edge nor goon
"You goon to much you’re like a Mathew”
by Civilxx May 7, 2024
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Mathematician

A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.
True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.
by Numerati July 2, 2024
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Mathias

Is a fat dwarf and is aggrassive as fuck and will use every insult he has and might be racist as fuck
Guy: Hey Mathias
Mathias: *Attacks in dwarf*
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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Mathemagicianz13

Supreme ruler of the 9 realms, dictator, overlord, and the one true emperor of humankind. Often regarded as God itself, and credited as the savior of the universe, Tim "mathemagicianz13" Leung knows no wrong. Ruling with an iron fist, his presence brings law, order, and salvation for humankind
Person 1: it can't be...
Person 2: what??
Person 1: that's... The great supreme leader mathemagicianz13
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO
by notvytel October 11, 2024
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mathematical plateau

It's the state of zen you reach as a mathematician / math enthusiast where formerly you 100% loved math, and now you currently hate it. This gives you a greater view of the mathematical landscape, because you're no longer over-studying, so the brain has ample time to recharge, and you learn quicker!
I've reached the mathematical plateau, fellow mathematicians. The view from here is nice.
by Yoda the Coda December 3, 2024
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