Mary Jane is the drug version of a prostitute — she costs a lot, she can satisfy you for a couple hours, and then she's gone and you're left wanting more.
by FishFooood February 22, 2011

A hospital in East St. Louis you should NEVER EVER under ANY circumstances go to unless you have a death wish.
Person 1: WOAH! what happend to your arms?!?
Person 2: I went to St. Mary's for my sore throat, and they amputated my arms. I should have just driven 5 mins. to Belleville to go to St. Elizabeths. :(
Person 2: I went to St. Mary's for my sore throat, and they amputated my arms. I should have just driven 5 mins. to Belleville to go to St. Elizabeths. :(
by just drive to belleville! March 21, 2010

by jmaz1612 October 20, 2014

Meaning: Mary: (Hebrew) Either "wished for child," "rebellious" or "bitter"; Mary is the mother of Jesus
Jo: (Hebrew) God is gracious (shortened version of Joanne. It could the shortened variation of a number of names.)
Character: Mary Jo, the lottery girl
Jo: (Hebrew) God is gracious (shortened version of Joanne. It could the shortened variation of a number of names.)
Character: Mary Jo, the lottery girl
by harrypottereatscats April 15, 2009

The ugliest girl in her school, she has a crush on everybody, she has the biggest ass ever, and she acts like a bitch.
Fuck you Mari
by The Mancof Dicks November 13, 2018

While receiving an ever so wonderful blow job by a catholic school girl; right before you cum you shove your dick down her throat and let 'er blow!!!
Dirk Digler: What'd you do after school
Salamander Sam: Oh nothing just went down to the all girls school and gave Andrea the Gurgling Mary. It was glorious she took it like a champ!!! sigh... she took it like a champ
Salamander Sam: Oh nothing just went down to the all girls school and gave Andrea the Gurgling Mary. It was glorious she took it like a champ!!! sigh... she took it like a champ
by RP AS February 19, 2009

by bo12 October 23, 2007
