Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
Get the monster penismug. The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
Get the monster trucksmug. by Balls HAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 6, 2022
Get the Cumm monstermug. Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
Get the Closet monstermug. by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021
Get the Monster Truckingmug. by Princess_23 April 7, 2020
Get the freak monstermug. A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.
by Yogirunner July 29, 2016
Get the Slink Monstermug.