Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.

How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.

by Arodnation636 February 17, 2021

MILF

A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.

(Guys skateboarding)

(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?

(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!

by Agoodmilflover December 28, 2022

dunder milf

A cool dude

you are the only sense of reason in this group of dunder milfs

by BJHSILOVEONEDIRECTION March 31, 2019

milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021

milf

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)

“wow look at that milf go! she looks great for her age”

by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020

milf

man i love frieren

"i just wanna say...milf"

by peanutmastersupreme June 4, 2024

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018