A story that's been exaggerated and perfected through years of determination to become a member of the PBFA (*Professional Bar Fly Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
*The PBFA is a proud chapter of the AHBA (American Honky-tonk Bar Association)
Bourbon Legend: Bro I shit you not!! So there I was, sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the pond watching the sunrise. I got my beer in one hand and my balls in the other, when all of the sudden our pet beaver Lemmy Eedit pops up next to me and slaps the water with his tail! It scared me so bad I fell backwards into the pond! I almost drowned!! But at least I saved my beer.
by figarojames January 19, 2019
Get the Bourbon Legendmug. The Red Legend's incomprehensible
by Dylan Achiles June 12, 2022
Get the Red Legendmug. A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.
Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.
by jondich July 4, 2020
Get the Legend in their own pantsmug. Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
Get the Legend Dale Jonesmug. a legend is a person called frank. nothing else just frank. that’s all needed to be said. frank is a sexc legend. frank is legenDaRy. periodt
by theoneandonlyeliteness May 4, 2020
Get the legendmug. by Penravcado August 5, 2024
Get the Legend of Fuckimug. When you’re a legend to the extreme. Everyone looks up to you and begs you to teach them your ways. This person is always hustling and keeps busy by enriching the lives of those around them.
He spent 2 months in Europe living the life and was on total legendness level once he came back to the states. He needs to teach me his ways.
by FiestaACornPaddieWagon September 8, 2021
Get the Legendnessmug.