cousin in-law

3. Your cousin’s spouse

Mary is my cousin.

Her husband is Marvin
Marvin is my cousin’s spouse, so he is my cousin in-law

by Hunter Grant Covengton July 19, 2018

Cousin-in-law

My cousins spouse.

My cousin John’s wife, Jane is my cousin-in-law.

by Blacktears80 September 16, 2018

Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

eskimo-in-law

When you have sex with someones partner’s sibling.

You had sex with my girlfriends sister? Dude now where eskimo-in-laws!

by 1234556780 November 13, 2019

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

by StonesLaw March 4, 2019

blanket law

when you have a body part hanging out from under the blanket leaving it free for the un-friendly demon dudes to completely rape it.

Dude 1:"Yo bro, I saw you breaking blanket law last night."
Dude 2:"That must be why I felt violated."

by UnderpaidRobloxStaff May 28, 2019

mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017