johnny necro

A Johnny Necro is a user a loser and a wannabe a guy that has no talent but thinks he is a super star.

Wow that guy thinks he is hot stuff but he really is a nerd he acts like such a Johnny Necro .

by redpillamerican November 7, 2023

Straw Johnny

To pass ones supply of alcoholic beverages to ones friend of like minded family member.

'Oye! pass me a beer'
'Say it properly'
'Okay, straw Johnny'
'Here you are'

by Mister_Leeb October 15, 2008

bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

by Professor Kickflip November 21, 2013

liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck June 16, 2016

Pirate Johnny

A cocktail made from Sailor Jerry, dry ginger ale and fresh lime.

Get a brother a Pirate Johnny!

by Schmorgy October 21, 2017

Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.

She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.

by Princess Pearl Manzini July 12, 2018

chocolate johnny

When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.

Alternative term for shitdick

Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny”

by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019