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Basic Jersey Bitch

Someone who wears Restore the Shore Merchandise, goes to Seaside to party, eats pork roll egg and cheese sandwiches, listens to Bon Jovi, 101.5, and 94.3 the point.
Wow Name, your seriously wearing a Restore the Shore T-shirt. It's so 2012. You are such a Basic Jersey Bitch.
by NJBeauty June 15, 2016
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Bill Jensen

a fat ducking christian that is against “ sinners “ how in his spare time likes to suck mega cock
guy 1:

woah! that’s a bill jensen.

guy 2:
he must like that good dick and screaming 🙈
by hahahahahafuckinggayfuck August 17, 2020
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jesse mccartney

#1 super talented

#2 ex-member of the boy band dream street

#3 mostly liked because of his looks, which is f`king wrong, because *points to #1* . he is more than that .

#4 sweet, blonde kid from new york

#5 bradin from summerland

#6 shure .. he`s sexy .
jesse mccartney is a kid i wouldn`t mind f`king .
by y0ur sweet time ;] February 4, 2005
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New Jersey slip-n-slide

A sexual act in which a waterbed is stripped down, doused with your favorite lubricating solution, and then the sex happens.
"Bob, why are you hosing down your mattress?"
"The wife and I had a good old fashioned New Jersey Slip-N-Slide last night."
by Thomas Haislip November 12, 2008
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Central Jersey

An area of NJ that no one has heard of until they meet one of these "Central Jersey" inhabitants. Disbelief and denial are common reactions (believing that NJ is divided among a North/South, NYC/Philly paradigm).

What's actually happening here is that, being above the South Jersey divider, inhabitants of "Central Jersey" are in reality in the same sphere of influence as the folks in North Jersey. They have the same culture: NY sports, guidos, juice heads, grenades. They share the same hatred of Philly, hoagies, jimmies, wooder, water ice, and our Philly/South Jersey "O's". However these people become disenchanted with North Jersey, realizing how undesirable that lifestyle is, but realizing they have nothing in common with North Jersey's rival, they try to invent a new identifier for themselves: "central jersey".

When asked what's the difference between North and South Jersey, it's quite easy to illicit many examples. When prompted, "What's the difference between you and North Jersey?" a Central Jerseyan will actually be unable to provide any examples. That's because there are none. Proving the fact, that by absence of difference, Central Jersey is in fact an extension of and shares its bloodline with North Jersey.

Trying to invent a precedent for his false belief, the Central Jerseyan might try one of these tactics:
American #1: "Yeah, how 'bout North and South Korea fighting.."
Central Jersey fucker: "Yeah it's even worse for those people in Central Korea."
American #1: "That doesn't exist..."

American #2: "Remember when Germany was divided into East and West Germany?"
Central Jersey fucker: "Yeah and Central Germany, too."
American #2: "No......"

American #3: "In the Civil War we had the Union from the North and the Confederacy in the South, right?"
Central Jersey fucker: "And the Centralcy in the middle."
American #3: "What? That doesn't make any sense..."

South Jersey resident: "What makes up North Jersey?"
Central Jersey fucker: "North of I-195, Love of NYC, saying "the city" and meaning NY, guidos, Mets/Yanks, Rangers/Devils, Giants/Jets, Knicks/Nets, and hatred of Philly, water ice, hoagies, and making fun of the South Jersey/Philly accent."
South Jersey resident: "OK, what makes up Central Jersey?"
Central Jersey fucker: "North of I-195, Love of NYC, saying "the city" and meaning NY, guidos, Mets/Yanks, Rangers/Devils, Giants/Jets, Knicks/Nets, and hatred of Philly, water ice, hoagies, and making fun of the South Jersey/Philly accent."
South Jersey resident: "Wait....that's the same thing!"
Central Jersey fucker: "No...no it's not!!"
by CChamp27 June 21, 2010
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Jersey Bulldog

when your sitting on the crapper dropping a fresh deuce and some girl is sucking you off.
Yo Jeff, after I had some Taco Bell last night I brought home some cum dumpster. When I was sittin on the bowl she started ripping my cap off...It was some Jersey bulldog!
by MUTHA FUCKIN SNIPES December 9, 2006
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Jersey Shwhore

A woman that could either a) be on the cast of Jersey Shore or b) would attract guys of the Jersey Shore type.
Check that girl out, she looks like a total Jersey Shwhore.
by SilkkyJohnston January 19, 2010
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