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Jackson Math

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If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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Jackson 3

Micheal Jackson has a reputation for being a child predator. In interviews of these victims they said he would put two in the pink one in the stink. Therefore, he acquired the nickname “Jackson 3” in honor of the creation of an exquisite sex move.
Jackson 3 my pussy😫😫”
Craig gave me the Jackson 3 last night
by Doctor Cocter March 8, 2019
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Jackson Prime

The epitome of not only what it means to be a Jackson but what it is to be a man. To be one with your Moede-ness in a way that a strang could never understand
I’m so glad I am friends with Jackson prime and not those strang peasants
by Thorpnado October 14, 2023
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dex jackson

Dex always comes to town with an angle grinder on the bus and leaves with a bike a kid got for his 11th birthday.
He brakes into peoples house and rips the copper wires out the walls and will steal the lead of your roof and he sells them to tyrone igoe.
Dex is also apart of the edl taking parts in far right rally’s every Saturday with his dad they make nail bombs and throw them of there horse + plus he catches and eats pigeons for tea
My bike has been stolen must of been Dex Jackson

My dog has been stolen must of been Dex Jackson
by Nathan berry May 6, 2022
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Michael Jackson

Joe: hi Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson: hee hee
by Nigger faggot's torture center September 9, 2020
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Jackson frinch

A guy (or girl) who is very different from everyone else. Special and one of a kind this can be devestating or amazing, it depends on the person
by Catlova November 9, 2021
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Jesse Jackson

The alias used by Jesse Pinkman when he was applying to rent a house in Breaking Bad Season 2 episode 5: Breakage.
"Just sign your name, which is what by the way?" "Jesse. Jesse Jackson".
by ThotDaddy69420 June 4, 2022
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