Juan.

Juan is a big dick having balcony horse and he is absolute god at drifting he eats ass and pussy on a daily basis

I totally went full Juan. on this chick last night. "Juan a very fast big dick boi"

by Turbo_thicc November 3, 2020

Juan

a name that good looking Mexicans have.

"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.

by iloveyoubiiittcchhhh August 5, 2018

juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀

juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again

by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023

Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

by Ragu God October 16, 2022

Juan

The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.

Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).

by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021

Juan

Short Man who’s bad at Smash

N:Juan is a good person.
D: Haha Good One!

by DoSeyWasTaken September 9, 2020

Juan

Juan is a toe loving weirdo. He comes off as gay even though he might not be. He’s extremely stubborn and can be rude from time to time. And he’s very serious about his time so don’t waste it.

Sarah- do you know who Juan is?
Chris- yea that’s that toe loving kid

by Whyiseverythingchrome February 20, 2020