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san jose dating

To "hook-up" with the same individual repeatedly, with out actually going out together "officially".
Meeting up, hanging out, & engaging in sexual activety with a specific individual on a regular basis.. But never claiming to be dating, or speaking about what it is that you are doing at all. (Usually begins at bars or other group social functions.)
Also known as "common law dating".
Becki & John? Oh, they're not officially together.. They are just San Jose dating.
by littledesertflower November 2, 2010
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joeseph hay

a big fat queer who smells and never showers but wants to get a shower from OG Mudbone, and who like big blue dildo up their ass holes while masturbating thier tiny weirners to gay nigger porn.
by Rrummulluxx July 27, 2009
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Josepyy

Someone with so much nutty banter. He may have slow internet sometimes, but he really does know how to produce banter.
Wow... that guy reminds me of Josepyy! He is so cool!
by nuttybanter12 May 21, 2016
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Jose

Jose is a person who will leave you in bed because of his big fat dick he normally has a dropped trucks and has lots of tachuache friends
What droppe you got cuzz Jose fucked me last week and my pussy still hurts
by Jose$$ March 25, 2019
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dirty josef

The dirty Josef is when you fuck her ass doggy style and nut in her ass then pull out and let it dribble down. As it dribbles down you catch it in a cup, sprinkle some hot sauce on top and she shoots it down.
We didn’t have any alcohol so I gave her a dirty Josef.
by The meme group May 19, 2019
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Joselito

when someone slaps a persons hand as hard as they can
I just Joselito'd the shit out of Bills hand, its all red.
by tired mook January 13, 2005
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joseph kony

A ugandan warlord who kidnaps kids, turns girls into sex slaves and boys into kid soldiers. He fights for no cause yet to make himself look powerful. He has a army and is constantly on the move. He has been doing this for 26 years and he is the the worlds number 1 criminal for multiple crimes against humanity and the american government has doen nothing because it was not in their best intrests but now that people are realising who he is and demanding actions they are sending advisers out there to train the local military in finding him. we can stop him by making him famous, not to celebrate him, but to shed light on his events and bring him to justice. Lets spread the word
me: lets get joseph kony
you: who is he
me: describes kony
you: ill go spread the word
by TheFir3start3rs July 24, 2012
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