Its too early for this shit

Too sleep-deprived in the morning to care. Where the fuck is my coffee?

Chaos is in the background at 7 in the morning.
Why the fuck am I here? I should have drank my coffee, its too early for this shit. *Random scream* Bro Stfu

by IhaveToomuchInternetAcess March 29, 2025

ite m8

ite m8 is a text acronym for ‘are you alright m8’

Tomas the idiot argentine looked confused, so Charlie sent him a text saying ‘ite m8?’

by CK96 November 16, 2017

Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

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wtf is that word? Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

by Voidy_ September 18, 2023

I Know its Over

The greatest song of all time

I Know its Over by The Smiths is the greatest song of all time

by halfaperson December 6, 2024

ite central

A school that claims to give you a “future”
Alot of wannabe gangsters and yp smoking and vaping at block J to H toilets.
Lots of noisy malays randomly shouting like monkey.
Anehs always like to blast music with speakers at H block benches and toilets thinking school mcm club.

Me: hi i have a diploma
Interviewer:from?
Me:ite central
Interviewer:will contact you later
10 year later also won’t contact you.

by Ang Kee Leng September 23, 2022

its giving cunt

A phrase used to describe something so cunt and amazing. Its absolutely serving cunt and slaying at the same time.

Person 1: *Has a new Valentino bag thats covered in pink plumes and feathers*
Person 2: Oh my god that bag its giving cunt.
Person 1: Excuse me? Is that an insult?
Person 2: No no! That's just the new way of saying that that bag absolutely slays we are all so blinded now by its slayness.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024

Pop-Its

A person(s) that is mentally inept, fragile, wound tightly, and under the slightest amount of pressure will "pop" and come undone completely. This person(s) mental fortitude is not only a joke but also combustible, pathetic and weak as tissue paper. Much like the anti-climactic toy "Pop-Its" they are definitely far from the brightest and are nothing special to behold. This often leads to things becoming more difficult for everyone around them. The only purpose of these pitiful excuses of people is to fall apart. Most likely a byproduct of over pampering or poor upbringing with no real-world experience whatsoever. Typically mention of said "Pop-Its" is usually being dropped, tossed or thrown at feet, confusing them and the people around them.

"George's performance today was loathsome, his incompetence definitely dropped "Pop-Its" on our feet."
"yeah man he was tossing "Pop-Its" for sure."

by WhoopsDaisy April 28, 2024