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tell me a story

Ok. Let me think of one. It might be a sad one though. Just warning you.

A guy and a girl sit in the same class, but far away from each other. The girl looks at the guy once in a while because she still feels an emotional attachment for him. She doesn't know if the guy has any feelings for her anymore but still hopes they could be together. The guy has told the girl his reason for breaking up, but the girl is dissatisfied with his answer. So she created a new identity. An identity that would get the truth out of the guy. This new identity would follow the guys youtube channel. I will continue this story in "tell me a story 2".
"Tell me a story, sis" said the girl on the top bunk, staring down at her sister who just wants to go to bed. ):
by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021
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Pull a Toy Story

When you suddenly go limp falling into a toy like resting position on the floor, furniture, or both(If your creative) exactly like the toys did when Andy walks in the room in the movie Toy Story (Duh).

This tactic is Useful during awkward or otherwise unavoidable social situations.
Situation 1:

Black Guy: "What do you mean, "You People"?? "
White Guy: *Pull a Toy Story*

Situation 2:

The BOSS: "Man when I walked in Pablo's office to ask for

his reports, we was just sitting in the corner

limp and wouldn't respond.. WTF??

Guy talking to Boss: " Naa man, hes just pulling a Toy

Story"
by R.B.B. !! March 30, 2011
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Back Story Bore

Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.
“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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cool story dad

What you say to your father when he starts babbling
Dad: I know what dorks like you think like because when I was a little boy with a little penis i was a bully and blablablah...

Boy: Okay, cool story dad.
by rek-cram February 25, 2011
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long story, no plot

A euphemism used when a story's actual details are too complicated to understand, or too embarassing to get into, or just too boring to bother with wasting the other person's time.
"Why did you two break up?"
"Long story, no plot."
by Alexandra August 6, 2004
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Cute Story Hoe

Similar to the phrase Cool Story Bro yet directed towards a person of the female gender. This sarcastically used phrase indicates one's disinterest or apathy towards said female's pointless and/or uninteresting story.
Girl: So the other day I was shopping and found the cutest outfit ever!

Boy: Cute Story Hoe~
by ABloodyTeaParty August 31, 2011
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The Parking Garage Story

When a friend of yours tells such a bad story that it is forever titled in a mocking tribute.
The CSA told another awful story last night, just like the Parking Garage Story. He is such an awful storyteller, and he's short.
by Lendale Spellchekar September 11, 2009
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