Midnight Freight Train

When 3, or more, black men run a train on a white female

Becky took the midnight freight train with the football team last night.

by OldR3dHat April 4, 2022

Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.

Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night

by kaigomai September 13, 2022

midnight dominator

Someone who possess you off so much that your pussy gets wet, but he's your daddy so you just have to roll with it. Actual real.

Dude, Christian is a midnight dominator

by Midnight Dominator January 7, 2017

Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

Midnight Cowgirl

A Love position, which is sexual, where the female straddles the other partner on the hips, either sitting or laying down (couch, chair, bed) in clothing(typically pajamas) to protect from impregnation, caution is required with reverse midnight cowgirl (both partners facing forward while the female partner straddles the lower partner) because this high a higher chance of conception.

We had a late night playing Red Dead Revolver and got in our pajamas and tried midnight cowgirl for a spin.

by Big Bic Boi July 15, 2025

midnight maddness

It is best to avoid "midnight maddness" for it is the act upon a preferably sleeping person late at night where there are pranks of horrible unspeakable maddness. could be anything from writing on them, to super glue there hand to there balls.

(maddness is spelled incorectly for TradeMark reasons)
TTH

(TTH is also Trademarked so dont fucking use it unless i say so)

Me- Hey guys, gavin is out, lets midnight maddness on his back.
scotty- Thats tight huh!

by Nicknolty2 July 27, 2009

The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018