How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.
by Opalescent September 12, 2022

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

when someone is fine as hell without trying and looks good in every picture no matter what they do, and they just always look good
by Quandaildingleberry June 3, 2022

YOU COULDN'T HAVE STOPPED ME FROM PULLING YOU DOWN ANYWAY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "That's fine... And your kids will make the same decision you did! If all the parents go to Hell so their kids don't have to... Who occupies heaven? Is it just dead kids? If heaven is a land of endless pleasure... Does that mean God pleasures your kids in heaven for all eternity!? Pfft! Hahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

by youngsinatra4454 April 30, 2025
