bacon-bottom

noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.

If her cheeks hit the floor when she's sitting on the john she's got a bacon-bottom.

by Steven DePola March 5, 2005

Doing the Bacon

When a person/animal falls to the ground and starts to flop around almost like they are having a seizure... This could be due to an actual seizure, drunkenness or a bout of rofl due to some hilarity that has ensued among other things...

Dude... why was that girl flopping around like a fish on the floor last night?

She got so drunk that she started doing the bacon

by dragonstar87 June 9, 2010

Bacon Stripes

The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot and fucking.....

A.i found a thong under my bed and cant remember where it came from.
B.did it have bacon stripes?
A.you fucking know it.....

by Luckydog182 March 31, 2009

Bacon Addict

One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.

"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)

by Ivan Bacon December 28, 2010

Bacon osu

The best person in the whole existence.

Oh bacon osu? He is a god.

by anonymous July 9, 2021

Bacon Sarne

When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.

I went to Georgia's house the other day, her Mum gave me a bacon sarne, it was delicious!

by BenBrazier April 16, 2009

Eggs and Bacon

The process of putting your dick and balls between your legs. Closing both legs and bending over to show your friends the delicious breakfast you have made for them.

Next time someone bitches about not eating breakfast show them your eggs and bacon and they will think twice about it again.

by Chad Kramer October 5, 2006